[BILLY D.]

FABS

I'LL ANSWER BY PARAGRAPH.

P#1.SURPRISE, SURPRISE. THE BEST PREPARED CARS USUALLY DO WIN RACES. THAT ALSO HOLDS TRUE FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND BEST EQUIPMENT.

P#2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SEEMS" CLASSY. SHES NEVER BEEN IN ANY TROUBLE, THAT WE KNOW OF ANYWAY, SHES SQUEAKY CLEAN. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED.

P#3. YOUR DARNED RIGHT I REALIZE WHAT I'M DOING. I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING INDY CAR RACING SINCE I ATTENDED MY FIRST INDY 500. THE SWEETEST SOUND IN THE WORLD IS A FORD COSWORTH RUNNING AT 11 GRAND TO ME. ALTHOUGH THE RICE BURNER ENGINES HAVE TAKEN OVER. I WAS A FAN OF FORMULA 1 WHEN I WAS STATIONED IN GERMANY AND I WAS AT THE NURBURGRING THE DAY NIKKI LAUDA HAD HIS HORRIFIC CRASH. I'VE BEEN TO MONACO, SPA FRANCORCHAMPS. I LOVE ROAD RACING.

P#4. WHY IS THIS STORY SO ENTHRALLING? YOUR REALLY STARTING TO AGRAVATE ME NOW. QUOTE FROM TOM SELLECK,QUIGLEY.
FIRST SHES A WOMAN, DIDN'T WE PREVIOUSLY COVER THAT?
SECOND SHE IS AN ALL AMERICAN MIDWEST GIRL ALBEIT SEVERAL YEARS IN BRITISH DRIVING SCHOOLS TUTORED BY LYN ST. JAMES AND OTHERS. IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO TAKE NOTICE THE LACK OF AMERICAN DRIVERS IN THE INDY 500. MOST ARE SOUTH AMERICAN, EUROPEAN, ETC. DO THE NAMES WHELDON, CASTRONEVES, MEIRA, FRANCHETTI MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? THERE ARE LESS THAN A DOZEN DRIVERS IN THE "INDY" RACING LEAGUE THAT ARE AMERICANS.

AS FOR BEING ABLE TO TAKE PRESSURE, SHE PROVED SHE CAN DO IT.

AS FOR ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE LOSING A RIDE, WELL BOO HOO HOO. I'M SURE SHE KNOWS IF HER PERFORMANCE LEVEL DROPS OFF SHE WILL BE DISMISSED.

THAT WASD ALMOST AS GOOD A STATEMENT AS ROBBIE GORDON MADE TODAY. HE SAID HE WOULD NOT RACE AGAINST HER BECAUSE SHE ONLY WEIGHS 100# AND HER CAR IS LIGHTER AND FASTER. SNIFF. SNIFF. TALK ABOUT WALKING UP YOUR NECKTIE WITH YOUR GOLF SHOES ON. THAT BOY HAS SNORTED TO MANY GAS FUMES.

P#5. N/A

P#6I DID NOT MEAN TO IMPLY I OR ANOTHER PERSON SHOULD BE SUICIDAL IN THEIR LIFE CHOICES, I MERELY MEANT TO SAY I DON'T WANT TO CROAK DO TO PARALYSIS. AND YES I'M STILL REMINDED OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBAL INJURIES, DO I REGRET IT. NOPE.

I'M DONE FOR THE DAY. MY HAND IS KILLING ME.

NIGHTY, NIGHT.