A guy used to come into the pawn shop where I worked. He had piercings all over: eyebrows, lips, cheeks, nose, both ears. Plus those tube things in his earlobes. I'd bet he had 50 piercings.
I asked him, "Not coming down on you, but why?"
He said he was just trying to show how manly he is.
I said, "You come in here with a Master padlock fastened through your dingus, and THAT will be manly."
He didn't.
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