Too funny, Rocky!
Reminds me of my high school days. One of our "less-liked" members of the Varsity Wrestling team was cornered in a back room of our home gymnasium by a couple of real big dudes from the opposing school's team. They held him down, pantsed him, and placed a Master combination lock not around the dingus but the jewels.
No one knew the combo or at least wanted to get close enough to dial it!
25 years later he is still known as Lockballs!
