Every few seconds, your windscreen turns opaque with an advertisement.
Every morning, you have to empty the interior of unwanted ad flyers, and every night it fills up again.
Every tank of gas runs for thirty miles, but after that you have to pay a fee to keep it running.
Every three years, you have to buy a new car because the old one won't run with the new gasoline - and you can't buy any old gasoline.
No matter what you want to do with your car, it costs extra.
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