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Old 06-12-2005, 10:11 PM
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAYING WITH HERE. YOU CAN'T FOOL OLD GRAMPS.

EATING VANILA ICE CREAM AND MANGOES TO KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP? AS STOSSEL WOULD SAY "GIVE ME A BRAKE." THATS THE WORST PIECE OF PSYCHOBABBLE I'VE HEARD SINCE MY KIDS LEFT HOME.

WENT FISHING FOR WHAT EVER I COULD CATCH. PRIMARILY WALLEYE AND NORTHERN PIKE. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO COOPERATE SO I ENDED UP WITH SOME CRAPPIE. THATS WHAT I HAD FOR SUPER LAST NIGHT.

MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THE DOG WERE CONFIRMED. YOU EVER SEE A DEUTCH DRAHT HAAR TRY TO RETRIEVE A RAPALA COUNT DOWN LURE? WHAT A CIRCUS. SOON AS I THREW IT IN THE WATER HE WAS OUT OF THE BOAT LIKE A SHOT. HE WAS OUT THERE IN NO TIME AT ALL TRYING TO FIND THAT LURE IN THE PLACE HE THOUGHT IT SHOULD BE. I BROUGHT THE LURE BACK TO THE BOAT AND HELD IT ABOVE THE WATER AND HE GOT THIS REALLY IRRITATED LOOK ON HIS FACE. HE WAS TORQUED. FOUND OUT HE DOESN'T NEED A LIFE VEST. WHEN HE WENT OUT TO GET THE LURE HE WAS SWIMMING FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE ESTHER WILLIAMS LOOK LIKE A SLACKER. FROM THEN ON I LEASHED HIM IN THE BOAT SO HE COULDN'T GET OUT. THEN HE WAS UPSET AND HE'D SIT THERE AND CRY. HE REALLY LIKED THE SHORE LUNCH CRAPPIE THOUGH, SO I GUESS HE'S MY BUD AGAIN. WHEN WE GOT BACK TO SHORE IT STARTED TO RAIN, SO I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE CAMPER WITH A WET DOG, HOW NICE.

HEY LADY THAT SHORE LINE FOR THE LAKE IS 2000 MILES, NOT 200.

8X56MS
THAT IS A LOW CAL TREAT, RIGHT?
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