Decorative Decoys? Get out the check book, Fabs!
Hey, I've got some stinky Wigeon decoys from GHG with the removable keel that should lay flat up on your cabinet tops. Used one season in the rice. I'll even pressure wash 'em for ya and include the concrete weights that are still attached.
$35 bucks a pair oughta do it!
BTW, somebody phonetically spell out this "Havre de Grace" place. How is that pronounced?