Can you believe how nice this guy was to think of little ol' me when he has all this money coming to him? I'm gonna send him all of my credit card numbers, bank account info, and anything else he needs from me so I can help him out and then he's GHANA make me rich!
Here's the nice letter he sent asking for my help....
FROM:MR MICHAEL EZRA.
THE MANAGER INTERNATIONAL
COMMERCIAL BANK GHANA
FIRST LIGHT BRANCH
ACCRA, GHANA.
ATTN:
I GOT YOUR CONTACT DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE,HONEST AND A TRUST WORTH PERSON TO ENTRUST THIS HUGE TRANSFER PROJECT WITH.
MY NAME IS MR MICHAEL EZRA. I AM THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK GHANA, FIRST LIGHT BRANCH. I AM A GHANAIAN MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS.
I AM WRITING TO SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF US$3,700.000.00. THIS FUND IS THE EXCESS OF WHAT MY BRANCH IN WHICH IAM THE MANAGER MADE AS PROFIT DURING THE LAST YEAR. I HAVE ALREADY SUBMITTED AN APPROVED END OF THE YEAR REPORT FOR THE YEAR 2004 TO MY HEAD OFFICE HERE IN ACCRA AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW OF THIS EXCESS. I HAVE SINCE THEN, PLACED THIS AMOUNT OF US$3,700.000.00 ON A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT WITHOUT A BENEFICIARY.
AS AN OFFICER OF THE BANK, I CANNOT BE DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THIS MONEY THUS I AM IMPELLED TO REQUES T FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. I INTEND TO PART 30% OF THIS FUND TO YOU WHILE 70% SHALL BE FOR ME. I DO NEED TO STRESS THAT THERE ARE PRACTICALLY NO RISK INVOLVED IN THIS. IT'S GOING TO BE A BANK-TO-BANK TRANSFER. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND AS THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR OF THIS FUND.
WITH REGARDS,
MR MICHAEL EZRA.
Given that I do all my banking business in frikkin' GHANA, how can I lose? Anyone wanna go halfsies with me on this?
