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Old 12-06-2005, 04:03 PM
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A Christmas Story

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter wants a Barbie for Christmas.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friend s
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