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Old 12-22-2005, 11:08 AM
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Let's make a Christmas story!

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a craeture was stirring...........................but deep in the wild of Utah, Rocky was watching the Osmond Family Christmas Special (with special guest Tim Conway), until a special news buliten announced some disturbing news!

Rocky contacted the four corners of the world, starting with Petey, who was buisy thawing his frozen Pillly Chesesteak in the microwave, then Val, who was in the middle of her book she was writing "Gator wrestling for dummies" who in turn contacted Tater, who was buisy inventing the perfect potato peeler and deer skinner..............here is what he told them!
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