[larryours]

A Senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting Married ?"
"Yep!"
"Do Iknow her?"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still DRIVE!"