Good ones Larry! I think I know those two ole codgers. That first one said the reason he got away from that bear was he was running on a dry path and the bear was running on a slick one.
They got to bragging about fishing and the first one said he thought he had a snag on the South Branch but when he pulled it in it was a coleman lantern and it was still burning. the other ole fellow, not to be outdone, said he was fishing dry flies on the Blackwater and hooked a 48" native rainbow. Said it was so big he had to back it up into Beaver Creek to turn it around and get it landed. First guy said, tell you what, you take two feet off that fish and Ill blow the flame out on that lantern.
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