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1. I got snakebit by a copperhead when I was 16.
2. I got caught in a forest fire near Greenville, MO that some morons set to drive the deer. My brohter-in-law and I spent the rest of the day fighting the fire with the Forest Service. Those guys burned over 40 acres. They were caught BTW.
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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