The staties pulled my girlfriend over this week at 3am. No swerving, no speeding, no nothing. Pulled her over and ran her in, in handcuffs, to give blood. Fingerprinted, mugshots, the whole nine yards. She didn't get back home until 5:30 am. Funny thing is, she wasn't drunk or even close to it. I know 'cause I paid the bill at the bar.
She gets run the mill and the kennedy gets a ride home. Wait til the test comes back and she is well under the limit. The staties are gonna get a nice letter from me. If they want to just start pulling people over because of the time of day it is, they can go pound sand and scat in their hat for good measure.
