Lemme see if I understand this 'football' (soccer)....
Buncha guys in shorts run up and down the field for an hour or two- and nothing happens. Then they go into overtime. Run up and down the field some more, and nothing happens.
Then, they have some kinda kicking contest to see who can kick a ball into a net, and the one who does, wins.
Oh, yeah, I wanna watch that...... right after I watch films of root canals being done.