must hunt bushytailed treerats. . . . . . . . . . must hunt beadyeyed chatterdemons. . . . . . . . . . . .
What else is there to look forward to? Squirrel. Sheesh. Ya don't gotta get dressed up. Ya don't gotta own a 3 1/2 inch over under semi bolt 3gazillion super ultra meganormous mangleum. Ya don't gotta pour another livin critters pee all over yer boots. Ya don't gotta try ta sexually intise them by blowin er scratchin nuttin. . . . and ya don't gotta climb a tree stand overlookin 3.9 billion acres of preplanted, farmed, plowed, and genetically engineered nuttin while wearin a seatbelt a safety harness, and enough blaze orange camo that ya look like a walkin nuclur deesaster. . . . .
Don't it make ya proud ta hunt somethin so humble that ya don't need none of that, that havin any of that wont give ya the slightest hint o advantage, and that will STILL manage ta outsmart ya half the time? Who woulda thunk that one of the stupidest critters on the face of the planet could outsmart ya and still taste good fried. . . . .
Come on October 1st!
GoodOlBoy
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