She just got back from a Honeymoon Cruise to Mexico with her husband and father of her 7 y/o boy who just reappeared into their lives after a 6.5 year hiatus. He spent most of the trip drunk but that's OK because "he's a recovering alcoholic" she says.
The steward who happened to be from England was at their dining table one night on the boat when my neighbor asked the steward "what language do you speak in England?"
She was sober, by the way! She told me as an excuse for her lameness that she was "never was very good with History stuff."
I just wanted all of you to know and feel comfortable that she'll be punching chads on November 7th.