ROTFLMAO!
I hear you guys!, it's a "Matter-O-Fact" That, sure as the sun coming up, You are going to run in to more, and more of these "People" where ever you go.
I also like the "Disabled" ones who's only "Disability" is the excess 300lbs, or more, around their backsides. Who do the same "Isle blocking", only on the poor electric scooters!
We have a few that almost take up the whole isle with their backside, while on the scooter!
Tall Shadow