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One morgue caught on Fire because they were creamating a rather obese man and the "dripping" ran out of the creamtory furnace and caught fire and burn the place up.
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I think they said the guy was over 500 pounds
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Had a pair of "Wide Loads" across the aisle from me on the plane last week. The two of 'em took up ALL THREE seats over there - and each of 'em had to get seat belt extenders from the cabin crew just to get buckled in! (BTW, the airlines DO charge 'em for two seats when they're that wide, so at least something is fair.)
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I also like the "Disabled" ones who's only "Disability" is the excess 300lbs, or more, around their backsides. Who do the same "Isle blocking", only on the poor electric scooters!
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We have a few that almost take up the whole isle with their backside, while on the scooter!
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Gosh I'm sorry people, I guess I missunderstood what you were all getting at. I guess I have egg on my face now (along with a little gravy, jelly, and some bacon grease)! I haven't been this embarrased since I dropped my tray at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
