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		| Originally posted by Lilred Ya'll Yankees might learn a lil somethin
  
 
 
 Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.
 
 True Southerners know instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold 'tater salad. (If the trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add some hot biscuits and "nanner puddin'.)
 
 
 
 
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That same Southerner would also know that one THROWS a regular fit, PITCHES a hissie fit and HAS a conniption.
'nanner puddin,  A potent substance with miraculous powers.   I do miss it so.