So, I guess we're back to my original plan.
You guys go out and harvest the game (no rock crushing required) and then cook it up and serve it nicely with a good bottle of wine. No need to stomp the grapes yourself, you can buy the wine at the store. I'm nothing if not benevolent.
I, in turn, will do my part by enjoying a great meal and applauding the cooks at the end.
Really, I can't see how that plan could be any better. In the absence of any mastadons or saber tooth tigers, it will just have to do.
By the way, skeet, how do you know what a saber tooth tiger would taste like. Do you have a time machine you're not telling the rest of us about?
And, lest we forget, the cooking skills of the cavepeople weren't all that advanced. I'm guessing "throw it on the fire and char it" was the best they could do. Doesn't sound all that appetizing to me.
GSG