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He ain't slow, he ain't fast, he's half-fast...
Dumber than a bag of hammers...
Bright as a total eclipse...
Sharp as a garden hoe...
His IQ matches his shoe size...
As smart as a bus full of blondes...
As stupid as dirt...
Thinking with the wrong head again...
One bottle short of a six-pack...
Like talking to a stone wall...
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ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM
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