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Back to the contest:
Room temperature IQ
Has the IQ of glue
Good thing he only has two legs, because he doesn't have the brains to run four.
Dumb enough to show up for the sheepherder's sharpshooter contest dressed as a coyote
Can't fart because the vacuum in his head pulls everything the other way
Outsmarted by sheep (only makes sense if you have spent time on a farm with sheep... turkeys are the only dumber domestic animal I can think of)
Went to a stupid contest, and came in first... and third.
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