"This sparks a memory (almost typed a mammary...) from long ago when I was a City Councilman. At a regular public meeting, a lady complained about a newly opened topless bar (which wasn't even inside our city limits). After she complained of being highly offended by even the thought of naked breasts, she finished by quoting some Bible passage.
I asked, "Madam, does the Bible say, 'If your hand offend thee, cut it off'?"
She agreed that it does.
I then said, "Well breasts must not offend you at all, because it appears that you are still wearing yours."
Wonderful, Rocky!
Sorry I wasn't there to see that.
