Oh for cryin out loud... what a phony bunch of crap....
If you believe in global warming and feel that now for sure we're gonna die:
have another mushroom, take another toke...
become completely paranoid, sniff a line of coke
The world will right herself, there's ballast in her keel
I say pedal to the metal, lets mine up some more steel
This world is such a fancy place, all colors hues, and sheens
It'l grow about just anything, cucumbers, fruits and beans
Some say there's global warming, they belong all in a cage
Have you noticed their behavior, they're almost in a rage
Forget it please my son, the world will be alright
Its Iran, Iraq, Korea, that should give us pause for fright
The Warmingers are terrorists, another fundamental faction
Tell them go to hell, now that's where they'll see action