Hey, tell 'em it's chicked fried steak. Used to work with my kids. They really got to liken' that chicken fried steak and onions; really it was beef liver.
Made some Borscht once, had corn, beets, carrots green beans, taters lots of beef. They started picken', I don't like corn, I don't like beans, I don't like carrots, so in all my infinite patience I got up from the table, picked up the soup tureen and poured it in the blender and brought it back to the table. They didn't pick no mo'.
I'm a devious little bugger.
Best wishes, Bill