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Two guys are talking in an Illinois prison courtyard and one of them says, "The food was much better when you were governor."
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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