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You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first
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I always say "why don't you crap in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first" My troops and my sons hate hearing that.
My other favorite..."Hey y'all, watch this"
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USAF Retired
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorius triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things