Ha, Ha, Ho, Ho,
But, then there was the Supermarket where the thieves used 2,000 lbs of self-rising flower and sugar bags to brace off the dynamite class E safe shot. The dynamite detonated without blowing the safe, started a fire, the sprinkler system went off and the fire department showed up. Lord what a mess they made of the place, spraying water everywhere. We had Supermarket Cake, baked inside a supermarket shell, stuffed with groceries...... 
I worked that job for 7 years covering ME, NH and VT, during the time of the French terrorists/separatists in Canada. They gave us fits along the border.
Ed
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"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"
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