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John Wayne (The Shootist) "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
John Wayne (The Green Berets) "Out here, due process is a bullet."
Burt Reynolds (Smokey and the Bandit) "I can drive any forkin' thing around'
Jerry Reed (Smokey and the Bandit) "I'm going to go down to the local choke-n-puke and get Fred a cheeseburger."
Jerry Reed (Smokey and the Bandit) "Yeah, I got a big ten four on that. That'll work for me, 'cause I need to pull off, suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck."
Val Kilmer (Doc Holliday in Tombstone) "You're a daisy if you do."
From Rio Bravo
Colorado: "You always keep that carbine cocked?"
Sheriff Chance: "Only when I carry it."
Colorado: "How come you carry a rifle?"
Sheriff Chance: "I found some were faster than me with a short gun."
From El Dorado
Bull - "The trouble is Doc, Cole was in fron of the gun. The safe place to be is behind Mississippi when he shoots that thing"
Bull - "I'm also gonna pick up a big bar of soap. This place will never be delmonico, but the food would taste a whole lot better if a fellow I know would use that soap."
Bull - "I'll toot my bugle and you come a runnin'"
Bull - "Right beside that big bell in the tower, here I'll show you" *BAG* *CLONG* "Ain't that purty?"
Sherriff - "You go on shootin' bull we're gonna move up and get a little closer."
Bull - "Just give me another rifle and I'll play marchin' through Georgia."
Cole - "Did you get him?"
Mississippi - "well yes and no"
Bull - "Yes and no?"
Cole - "Well did your or didn't you?"
Mississippi - "I hit the sign and the sign hit him!"
Cole - "Well that's just great."
Mississippi - "He was limpin' when he left!"
Cole - "HE WAS LIMPIN' WHEN HE GOT HERE!"
and WAY to many others to list.
GoodOlBoy
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16 KJV
Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. - Ecclesiastes 8:15 KJV
"The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed." - 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan 1911-2004
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