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02-07-2007, 09:35 PM
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Y'all might like this'un
>A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
>assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the >courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. > >One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the >ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock >me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." > >The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went >by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got >down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, >went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the >platform. The professor was out cold. > >The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other >students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The >professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and >asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The >Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's >soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an >*******. So, He sent me."
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#2
02-08-2007, 06:09 AM
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 Dan
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Lifes not meant to be a journey to the grave with the intentions of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thouroughly used up, totally wore out,loudly proclaiming.... WOW.....WHAT A RIDE.......
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#3
02-08-2007, 09:20 AM
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Thus sayeth the Lord.
Amen GoodOlBoy
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(Moderator - Gear & Gadgets, Cowboy Action, SouthWest Regional, Small Game) GoodOlBoy@huntchat.com For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16 KJV Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. - Ecclesiastes 8:15 KJV "The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed." - 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan 1911-2004
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#4
02-08-2007, 12:31 PM
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And as it is said
ASK and ye shall Receive!!
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skeet@huntchat.com Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin
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#5
02-10-2007, 03:19 PM
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Amen and Amen.
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Bird Dogs and Hunting If you're betting against God, you better be right. "When a dog dies they take a piece of your heart but leaves you a piece of his, and humans always make out in that deal. " Mark Twain. Larry Miller
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