BooHoo

[skeet]

WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
> >>
> >> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
> >> their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
> >>
> >> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in
> >> front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
> >>
> >> She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
> coffee.
> >>
> >> "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
> >> "Why are you down here at this time of night?".
> >>
> >> The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
> >> dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched
> >> to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
> >>
> >> "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming
> >> easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat
> >> of my car making love?"
> >>
> >> "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
> >> him.
> >>
> >> The husband continues...
> >> "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said,
> "Either
> >
> >> you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
> >>
> >> "I remember that too" she replies softly.
> >>
> >> He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten
> >> out today."