Boone Co.,West Virginia

[larryours]

There were three people that died and went to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter met them at the gates and was assigning their mansions, the first was a elderly preacher, the 2nd was a middle age preacher, and the third a truck driver.

After assigning the mansion, both preachers were upset that the truck driver had been assigned the biggest mansion, they complained to St. Peter, and St. Peter replied first to the elderly preacher and then to the middle age preacher.

To the elderly preacher," Your mansion is the second biggest, in your years of work, you save 1,000 souls!

To the middle age preacher, " Your mansion is the third largest, in your short years of work, you saved 500 souls!"

The Truck driver's mansion is the largest ! He's a coal truck driver from Boone County West Virginia and he's scared the *#*@#
out of more people that both of you put together !