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12-09-2003, 08:39 AM
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Recently at lunch, I was reminiscing about ManBeef.com and was surprised that nobody know what I was talking about. Manbeef.com was the best choice for quality human meats, and gourmet human meat products. It's really too bad the FDA shut them down. Anyway, I found the archive for the web site and selected the following "juicy" quotes from its various pages for your "consumption". They pretty well convey the "flavor" of the site (the last one's my favorite).
"For the last 19 years ManBeef has been the worlds leading human meat distributor. We have established a reputation for having only the highest quality human meat products and dedicated customer service representatives. " "Every cut of human meat we sell has been selected for its superb quality and flawless texture. " "Below you will find hundreds of human meat recipes that have been submitted by our satisfied customers " "Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. " "For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. " "We will not process any human meat from a carcass that has any communicable disease, damaged meat, or decay. " "If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you. We support the consumption of human flesh, but under no circumstances do we support the killing of a human to provide meat. All meat sold on ManBeef.com was obtained legally. To find out more about how we obtain our meat, go to our processing page. " "Because humans are not kept in controlled environments, their health and diet can not be maintained for the purpose of slaughter. " "As the body is separated into individual cuts of meat, we carefully examine every cut. If one cut is determined undesirable (meat is too stringy or the meat quality does not meet our standards) no cut of meat will be used from that body. " "We recycle." Are you creeped out yet? To get the full effect, follow this link to the "processing" page. Most of the photos do not appear to be archived, but my favorite one is still there. It may take several minutes to load, so you may want to put the browser in the background and come back to it later. Do wait for the pictures to load! http://web.archive.org/web/200103310...rocessing.html Bon Appetit! 
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#409
01-12-2004, 08:19 PM
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Enemy At The MANBEEF Gates!
Spike-1, another unhinged Arid-Zonan, clued me to an ENEMY site and looks like some of the Skwerl-vert PETA-phile radical fringers have discovered that Papuan taste treat we all love:
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/animal/grandpa.html 
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#411
02-12-2004, 07:25 PM
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B.T.T.
Coulda sworn I saw this on TV this past Saturday morning--
"No, Stitch, we can't kill the haole for their delicious ManBeef! We'll get in trouble....Stitch?"
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."--the late Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005) "When the buffalo are gone, we will hunt mice,...for we are hunters, and we want our freedom." Chief Sitting Bull Live Free or Die! Thee Mad Reloader (Moderator--Back in Time, Cowboy Action, Outdoor Cooking, Subcalibers)Or is "less chatter, more splatter" more your style? Then go see Varmint Vapor Vestry!
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#412
03-17-2004, 09:01 PM
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Well here it is St. Pattys day and I'm fresh out of ManBeef
I've got some green stuff in the freezer but I think it's getting old. Need some fresh MEAT! Hey is that a Leprauchan? Come here little buddy! Swat! Oh yeah I'm in the ManBeef againmuledeer
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#414
03-18-2004, 03:20 AM
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Macaroni and MANbeef hotdogs for me tonight
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#415
05-03-2004, 10:18 PM
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It's what's for dinner!!
With hunting season over for awhile and the elk and vension depleting and a booming real estate market I've come across a unlimited source of protein. Yes! First time home-buyers! Close escrow, get a commission, and hehe ManBeef! Now all I have to do is figure out how to explain all the absent-tee homeowners!
Remember http://web.archive.org/web/20010331...processing.htm muledeer Last edited by muledeer; 07-25-2004 at 05:55 PM.
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#416
05-03-2004, 11:25 PM
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Oh mule!
Always another angle with you Real Estate types!
Hey, as a well armed fellow manBEEFER, what would a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2 car garage house cost this first time home buyer in the land of Sparks? Oh, BTW...located in an area with the least amount of Crack Dealers!
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#417
05-03-2004, 11:48 PM
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The thread that just won't die
(smells a little like spoiled meat, but not dead yet)
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#418
05-04-2004, 07:37 PM
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TD
Older 3br, 2bth, 2 car gar homes start at $200's for 1100 s.f. Newer homes consider 290's+ for 1400+ s.f. up to $1,000,000.
Reno homes are highter 300's up to $4,000,000+ just depends on location and square footage. There are so many variables. After watching 10.5 last night, I might have some beach front property available shortly muledeer Last edited by muledeer; 07-25-2004 at 05:53 PM.
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#419
07-25-2004, 05:50 PM
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Hey captain2K_ca
It's that time of the year again! Are we all meeting at your place this time for our annual dinner. I think you should invite Rocky. I don't think he's had a good ManBeef dinner since he was in Reno.
Skinny, your worst nightmare is back muledeer
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#420
07-26-2004, 07:15 PM
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Of course we are going to invite Rocky......he is the main cour..........errrrrrrr..........GUEST of honor this year!!!
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