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Bovine humor
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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I tell you I don't get no respect. Why, the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette. (Rodney) |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. |
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A deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer. |
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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one. |
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