Man......it's what's for dinner - Page 20

muledeer · #**286** 10-13-2002, 06:19 PM

Sorry Skinny I wasn't watching what I was doing and accidently BUMPED something

Ate so much ManBeef followed by Coronas that I was bumping into everything

muledeer

Smooth&Deadly · #**287** 10-13-2002, 11:18 PM

As the person who raised the issue of moving the thread to Outdoor Cooking (which started out as a joke), I was surprised to see that things had heated up to the point where the thread itself is threatened with extinction. The Manbeef thread and its particularly tasty brand of humor is one of the main reasons I like this site. I love to laugh; This stuff is FUNNY , and if it isn't patently obvious that this is HUMOR, some people need to get a LIFE!!!!
I would like to share my feelings about censorship as well. IT'S JUST WRONG. I am not advocating Cannibalism, nor (as far as I can tell) are any of the other Manbeefers. By moving the thread, we can laugh about it in a "corner" where everybody isn't FORCED to listen, but can join in if they CHOOSE to. As mazter said, "if you don't like it, don't read it. Pretty simple."

The fact that the thread has been around so long and has such a high rating speaks most eloquently for itself.

Manbeef Forever!!!
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captain2k_ca · #**288** 10-14-2002, 01:24 AM

As MANbeef spokesman I feel the need to voice my opinion that MANbeef should be it own FORUM TOPIC!!

Seadog · #**289** 10-14-2002, 11:47 AM

We need to have one of our artistically inclined members come up with a design for ManBEEF patches and decals - so we can know each other out in the "field". (Friends don't eat friends!)

Gag gift idea for the coming Holidays - SPAM cans with a ManBEEF label!

Maybe ManBEEF can get a PETA sponsorship - no animals harmed and no plants either! Win-win for everybody - except the entre.

Mad Reloader · #**290** 10-15-2002, 11:05 PM

(Story time for all us ManBeefers! Hope you've got some munchys!)

The following is an excerpt from the classic H P Lovecraft story, "The Picture in the House."

In it, a traveller (mayhaps an ancestor of Clarice Sparrow?) circa 1896 takes a shortcut through the backwoods of New England, and stumbles upon a lone, dilapidated house dating from the late 1600's--which he thought was abandoned until after entering and finding not just some worn-out furniture of the 1700's, but a circa 1590's tome on the Congo region of Darkest Africa...and a singular, dishevelled old hermit fixated upon that same book. The excerpt below starts at the point where the hermit explains his "favourite part" of Pigafetta's account of Senhor Lopex the Portuguese mariner:

"As I says, 'tis queer how pitchers sets you thinkin'. D'ye know, young Sir, I'm right set on this one here." (The old man points to the twelfth plate in the 16th Century tome, the one that showed the Anzique cannibal butcher shop) "Art'er I got this book off Eben I uster look at it a lot, especial when I heered Parson Clark rant o' Sundays in his big old powdered wig! Once't I tried su'thin funny---here, young Sir, don't get skeert---all I done was ter look at the picter afore I kilt the sheep for market---killin the sheep was kinder more fun arter looking at it---" The tone of the old man now sank very low, sometimes becoming so faint that his words were hardly audible. The traveller listened to the rain, and to the rattling of the bleared and dirty small-paned windows, and marked a rumbling of approaching thunder quite unusual for the season. Once a terriffic flash of lightning shook the frail house to its foundations, but the aged whisperer seemed not to notice it.
"Killin' sheep was kinder more fun---but d'ye know, 'twa'nt quite satisfyin'. Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye---As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swear ter Gawd thet picter begun to make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy---here, set still, what's ailing ye?---I didn't do nothin', only I wondered haow 'twud be if I did---They say meat makes blood an' flesh, an' gives ye new life, so I wondered ef 'twas more the same---"

---Thee Mad Reloader's not going to give away the ending of this classic tale of horror (and ManBeef!) You'll have to read it for yourself!

Currently available in: The Best Of H P Lovecraft, DelRey books

Mad Reloader · #**291** 10-19-2002, 12:21 AM

Okay, Lovecraftiana might be a little too "high-falootin" {to quote the loveable & lovely Lilred} for everybody at HuntChat except perhaps Darkwolf {whom it creeped out totally} and S&D {who is just as much an HPL fiend as I am...or maybe just a fiend. LOL!}

Heard the following jokes this AM on FM 93 KDKB out of Phoenix, so here goes:

What's Janet Reno to Hannibal Lecter?

--A Manwich!

What are Hannibal Lecter's favorite ice cream flavors?

--Ben...and Jerry!

{Sound effect: Rimshot on the drums}

foster · #**292** 10-19-2002, 11:39 PM

'Nuff said. I'll take a can of MANbeef any day.

Mad Reloader · #**293** 10-26-2002, 10:27 PM

Yeah, I'd rather give into deliciousness the ManBeef way myself...

mazter · #**294** 10-28-2002, 02:04 PM

The ManBeef tounge's are good to. They make a great snack & are low in fat

captain2k_ca · #**295** 11-07-2002, 02:18 AM

Tried some MANbeef shish-ka-bobs tonight....mmm, mmm good!!!

Sorry this post was getting buried

Seadog · #**296** 11-07-2002, 02:24 PM

Remember this hunting season - take an anti hunting! The guys at the lodge are gettin' hungry . . .

Mad Reloader · #**297** 12-01-2002, 11:55 AM

Hey, exactly when IS ManBeef season?

I know in Papua New Guinea it's 365 a year, but how about closer to home?

red ox · #**298** 12-01-2002, 12:41 PM

You fools refuse to let this damn foolishness die!AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!

captain2k_ca · #**299** 12-01-2002, 12:55 PM

AH!! I detect a MANbeef "non-believer" We must turn him to the powers of MANbeef!!

sheepy · #**300** 12-01-2002, 01:46 PM

I put some of my western friends on to HuntChat. They found no humor in the manbeef thread and no longer visit. Not exactly what sponsors would want to hear.