Funny for the Morning

[DaMadman]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went
into a shop.
> I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man,
how about giving a retired person a break"?
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
> So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
> Personally, I didn't care.
> I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun
each day now that I'm retired.
> It's important to my health.

[muledeer]

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