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12-18-2006, 06:06 PM
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Jabba,
Congratulations. I'm having my first kid and I am 35. Granted, my wife is 29. A lot of people are having kids later on in life, so don't worry about it.
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12-19-2006, 06:50 AM
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I ain't skeered!
well, maybe a little... but not really! My ol'lady is 38 too. We've been married for 15 years. Jabba
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12-19-2006, 09:02 PM
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BTW...Jabba..I can explain why men dont understand women and vise versa.
Ya'll git a cup of coffee, relax and take notes iffin ya need ta. Ya see..women has got this here "what are you gonna do fer me" attitude. Men got this here "what are you NOT gonna do fer me" attitude. Like this...men dont want women to bug em all the time and they dont want their clothes pressed...they dam sure dont want their wife to pack salads in ther lunch and they dont want women to clean up the garage. Women want men to give em attention, they do want to git their man's clothes just so, they do want to pack salads cause they think it's savin their man from a heart attack and they want to clean their man's garage so they can git more attention and the circle starts over again. So, here's how to remedy that there situation. Ya'll stay away from each other until it's time to...well...yeah. To hell with the clothes cause both of ya'll will probaly look like crap to somebody else anyhow...to hell with the heart attack crap cause if yer gonna die...you might as well not die of starvation first....and last but not least...the garage. Make just enough room to do yer yeahs in and fergit about it. So....in short...dont give a rat's butt and go on with it... That there was an exerpt from The Lilred Book of Filosofy 
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12-21-2006, 07:48 AM
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You kill me Lilred....yea I am at that point where I am suppose to dress "age appropiate" now what the heck does that mean? Mumu's and slippers? I test everything at the grocery store...if the women are lookin two or three times at me and hittin their husbands when I pass by...I am doin ok.....yesterday was a good day!!!!!
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01-05-2007, 08:57 AM
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Thank God for mature women. They know what they want, when they want it, and how they want it. And "it" is just about anything from their coffee in the morning to "yeah". They don't have the pretensions, silliness, or unreal expectations of young girls. They also understand men at least the smart, mature, older women and let us keep deluding ourselves without popping our bubbles or bruising our egos. They also have learned to take risks and try new things. If I wasn't married I would probably would drown myself with older women.
My wife was teasing me and asked if I thought a pretty 25 year old girl was sexy? I told her only if I didn't have to hear her speak.
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01-05-2007, 01:48 PM
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Slim, that explains why God makes the mans hearing loss when older in the freq range of the womans voice...one last gift. I don't mind a womans conversation but not when they bark...if I ever needed a hearing aid...would for sure get one I can turn down for those needed times. As it is, I have exceptional hearing ...can hear a mouse walk a mile away....
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