This one I can relate too

[Valigator]

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> A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
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> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
> the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
> He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
> drink with the Same one twice."
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> The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
> throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and
> shoots the glass to pieces.
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> He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that
> we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
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> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
> downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air,
> whips out her ..45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
> Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for
> a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
> Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
> the same ones twice."
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> God Bless America !