What is the most stupid thing you ever did?

[FIJI]

1) Turned in my tree stand all PO'd to yell at a hunter STOMPING up behind me in the crunchy leaves to ruin my morning bow deer hunt. Yelled "Thanks a lo.."
(turned out to be the biggest 12-14 point "rocking-chair" buck I've ever seen !)
He was directly below my tree.

or

2) Stumbled upon a jake while trying to find a dry spot to wait out a rain storm and flopped down prone to try to sneak up on him. Unfortunately, I was in HydroFleece at the time and where I chose to drop... was a raspberry patch. I stuck there like velcro !

Looks like a tie.

(there are others....... but thats enough humiliation for one day)


and no, we won't discuss the day someone ArmorAll'd my motorcycle seat !