A woman who knows what she wants

[skeet]

Maybe Old But Not Senile
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> > > A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his
> > > bike fixed. They
> > > couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
> > > live far and would just
> > > walk
> > > home.
> > >
> > > On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
> > > bought a bucket and an
> > > anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer
> > > and picked up a couple of
> > > chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside
> > > the store he now had a
> > > problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
> > > While scratching his head, he
> > > was
> > > approached by a little old lady who told him she was
> > > lost.
> > >
> > > She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
> > > Mockingbird Lane?" The
> > > biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at
> > > 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
> > > I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot".
> > >
> > > The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil
> > > in the bucket, Carry the
> > > bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
> > > carry the goose in your
> > > other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and
> > > proceeded to walk the old
> > > girl home.
> > >
> > > On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go
> > > down this alley. We'll be
> > > there in no time." The little old lady looked him
> > > over cautiously then said,
> > > "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
> > > How do I know that when we
> > > get in the alley you won't hold me up against the
> > > wall, pull up my skirt, and
> > > ravish me?"
> > >
> > > The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a
> > > bucket, an anvil, two
> > > chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
> > > possibly hold you up against the
> > > wall and do that?"
> > >
> > > The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him
> > > with the bucket, put the
> > > anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the
> > > chickens."