The Wedding.........

[Rabid Rich]

Maybe this should be in the Seniors dept. But what tha heck........

The Wedding.........

> Bride and Groom - George, age 92, and Edith, age 89.
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>They had been seeing each other for 2 years when they decided that life
>was too short and they might as well be together for the rest of their
>lives. Excited about their decision to become newlyweds, they went for a
>stroll to discuss the wedding and what plans need to be made. Along
>their way, they found themselves in front of a drugstore. George said to
>his bride-to-be:" Let's go in. I have idea." They walked to the rear of
>the store and addressed the man behind the counter:
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>"Are you the owner?" asked George.
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>The pharmacist answered, "Yes sir, I am. How can I help you?"
>"Do you sell heart medications?"
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>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>"How about support hose for circulation?"
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>Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>"What about medications for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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>"How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?" Pharmacist: "Yes sir.
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>"Hearing aids, denture supplies & reading glasses?" Pharmacist: "Yes."
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>"What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol,Preparation-H and ExLax?"
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>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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>"You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
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>George smiled, glanced shyly at Edith and replied to the pharmacist,
>"We've decided to get married and we'd like to use your store as our
>bridal Registry."
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