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Stoopid deer
I was getting out of my truck Saturday morning, about 4:45, putting on my blaze orange vest and Iheard a "huff!" sound, I looked, and not 10 feet away from me was a small deer, (it's very dark out there) and it just stood there, even when I kicked at it. It finally took off. That deer will not last long in Carter County Missouri if it's that trusting.
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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11-14-2005, 09:53 AM
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