End of the Year Contest

[Rocky Raab]

Well, the board's been a tad slow. Maybe everybody's doing Holiday stuff, maybe some are a bit leery of all the new spamembers we've been getting. Whatever...

Here's a little contest to get a little interest going. There will be one prize, awarded by the only judge (me) for the funniest and hopefully original line. Prize is one copy of the Computer game "Varmint Hunter," new and unopened.

For your entry, come up with a line to describe somebody who isn't all there, as in:

She's a brick shy of a truckload.

That boy's a chicken leg short of a picnic.

You get the idea (unless you are a slice of bread shy of a sandwich!)

Contest ends with the last post on Dec 31st.