My last day as a non-geezer

[skeet]

Now that you are an ol geezer.....Do ya feel any different?? Do "things" still work the same.. The following is for you now that you are an ol geezer. Words to remember!!



Old Guys

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,
you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat
bran, sit
on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age
of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning
at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad
about being 80?"

I don't wake up until 7:00.