Do you ever want to choke your kids (with love of course!)

[jon lynn]

My daughter called me screaming, crying and sobbing. She haaaaad to come live with me. Mom is mean, brother is ruining her life.....blah-blah.

No problem, I even contacted my CPO and tried to get her on my orders, for the Kentucky move, and even tried to sell my VZ24 action just to have more cash for the pot, to move her here from Nurnberg.

THEN SHE TELLS ME SHE CHANGED HER MIND!

The orders weren't changed, so no problem.

But I had an offer for the VZ24 action. Thank goodness he couldn't com up with the cash! I almost blew it!

I need to fly to Nurnberg soon and do some serious butt kicking!

INow I know why my parents never smiled.

Sheesh!