"I got a few Old Army Guns."

[Adam Helmer]

Today, I drove off to do some Saturday Morning Yard Sale Bidness, eh, wot??? Fortunately, I had $500 in "Gas Lease" money in pocket. I hit a few yard sales full of toys, kids clothes, etc. I was about to come back home and cut firewood, but I went by one last yard sale of junk. I was about to leave when the lady of the house said, "I have Some Old Army Guns" in the cellar. I went into the cellar and was stunned!

WHAT A STASH! I never saw such a pile of stuff and determined it was ONLY because the former owner was deceased and nobody had a clue about values, eh, wot? I peeled off my cash and said, "I have $500 and will take it all." She said, "Agreed." She helped me load my truck with the stuft. Oh, wot a country? I am cleaning and greasing nice stuft.

Adam