Can somebody help me?

[Lilred]

I went and finally dun it..at 30 yrs of age..I went and got me a cell phone.
That 2 yr contract thing liked to have killed me..I hate any kind of contract..but I settled on Verizon wireless, and I only had to pay the 20$ fer the 2 phones I got. Everybody at werk kept tellin me bout them askin fer big down payments, but they aint ask me fer nuthin but the 20..oh well I musta winked at em right er sumthin
I am totally clueless to this crap, and the more I read in the userguide thingy, the werse off I got. Now, I aint by no means a dummy..I just dont want to wind up w/ a 400$ bill next month insteada the 59.99$ I signed up fer...I hear that happens alot.

I'm home today..I got the dern strep throat. That medicine the doc gave is likin to kill me..I dunno which is worse, the meds er the strep throat..lol

Anyways, enuf of my jawwin..here's my delimma. Ya see, I went to that vtext.com thing, where you can download ringtones and stuff. Well, the bash***s are 1.99$ each! OK, I can afford to spend a few bucks...but I like alot of em on there. So, here's my faves, ya'll help me pick out the best ones outta the bunch..iffin ya'll dont mind that is:

1. Sanford & Son theme (that's just the most awesome thing since prime moonshine...well..almost)

2. Sweet Home Alabama

3. Dixie

4. Man of Constant Sorrow (the best..but it sounds stupid)
p.s I aint had the chance to tell ya'll I seen Ralph Stanly in concert weekend fore last in Appomatox. Got him to autograph my CD too...awesome show!

5. Rocky Top

6. Foxy Lady -Jimi

Iffin ya'll can think of any other gooduns, let me know!