Can somebody help me?

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Yeah I'm really payin attention to them minutes and the coverage map..I reckon I'll be ok.
Fabs..a ford fairmont..sorry..LMAO..that's a goodun..but..you gotta start somwheres and it got you from pt. a to b..so ya dun alright

The only thing bout Dixie, is that when the phone rings at werk, I just might be talkin to a black feller who might not apprecciatte such things. That would be bad fer business, and might git me in a whole heap of trouble.
I would love the theme song fer the Dukes..but they aint got one..so I think I'll stick w/ Sanford, Sweet Home Alabama, and I did d/l Rocky Top.
Fred Sanford is just the best, my fave Sanford joke of all time (which I use alot)
Fred: Esther, would you help me in the kitchen?
Ester: Sure what you need me to do?
Fred: How bout you stick yer head in the freezer and make us some uglycicles



Speakin of werk, I made a sign one day that said "Returns & Complaint Dept" and stuck it on the exit door...LOL
They made me take it down...I dont why they'd do such a thing..