Lilred & the Englishman

[Lilred]

They done went and hired us some help on my end of the buildin at werk...real nice fella..he's from London.


I gotta train him..but I have a slight problem..he caint understand nary a dern werd I'm sayin! It's worse than when I was up north..is funnier than all git out. I talked with him a while today..and he asked me where I was from..I told him..I'm from here! lol
I told him that I talked what they call "Southern English" and I also told him not to bother tryin to teach me no different, cause it'll do ya bout as much good as tryin to make moonshine outta cowpies.
Poor feller was lost on thatun, and was askin what the moon had to do with it..and iffin them cowpies tasted like chicken pot pie.
Then I told him that my other partner in crime (my co-worker)tickled the livin daylights outta me..meanin..I git a kick out of him..er..well..ya'll know what I mean..good lordy..
anyways, he says.."I bet yer husband dont like that none..yer that ticklish?"..lol
Well, he aint have all them double negatives in there like I do

I got a loooooong way to go ya'll....lol
But he tickled me nuntheless.