This one is pretty good!

[skeet]

((((RING))))
> > > >
> > > > **Pick Up**
> > > >
> > > > "Hello?"
> > > >
> > > > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> > > >
> > > > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
> > > >
> > > > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> > > Paul."
> > > >
> > > > "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
> > > >
> > > > Brief Pause
> > > >
> > > > "Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> > > the
> > > > table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
> > > that
> > > > Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
> > > >
> > > > "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> > > >
> > > > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> > > >
> > > > "I did it Daddy"
> > > >
> > > > "And what happened honey?" he asked
> > > >
> > > > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> > > ran
> > > > around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> > > dresser
> > > > and now she isn't moving at all!"
> > > >
> > > > "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
> > > >
> > > > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
> and
> > > he
> > > > jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess
> > > he
> > > > didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit
> > > the
> > > > bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
> > > >
> > > > ***Long Pause***
> > > ***Longer Pause**
> > > >
> > > > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? .. Is this 486-5731?
> >


He he.. Somedays things just don't go right at all.